About Me

Hey Guys,

Here is my really awkward about me page this is so reminiscent of MySpace so that right there should clue you in to roughly how old I am.

I don’t actually expect anyone is ever going to read this or my blog at all but hey I’m going to have some fun with it at least.

Things you need to know:

  1. This blog is mostly a collection of empties, and beauty subscription boxes and some reviews.
  2. I hate lip gloss, and any kind of sticky messy type of lip product.
  3. I like all things dark and spooky so there won’t be a whole lot of barbie pink make up here.
  4. This will probably be a PG-13 Rated blog I don’t feel like it would be super authentic to write with perfect grammar and never curse when that is not the way I speak with my friends in real life. And if you’re reading my blog you are officially my new friend, get used to it.
  5. I’m a huge nerd and I love science and math I have a degree in it actually so expect price and value breakdowns and other math and maybe sciencey analyses thrown in here and there.

So I think that about sums it up for now. I may add to or change this if I can figure out what the hell is supposed to be in this section. Oh and add me on Instagram to see mini reviews, teasers and other interesting things related to my life and this blog. Add me its fun there you can see how truly scary my makeup buying addiction is and a little bit of my couponing problem.

Instagram: nightmarebeforemakeup